good morning sunshine. saturday morning office.

i think i'm going to start a new segment of this blog entitled: "STRUGGLESTOWN, population: you" first installment: Ryan Cabrera and "Saved by the Bell" principal Dennis Haskins at Pure Nighclub in Vegas. photographic evidence that life on the c-list is hella rough.

can i get an "oof" ?

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TUESDAY! TRAINWRECK!

"I can take your problems away with a nod and a wave / Of my hand, 'cause that's just the kind of boy that I am"

today i hate your "XO's"

i'm learning when to stick my head in the sand: the ostrich theory works everytime.

sup bitches ?

i can't explain to you all how happy i am to have bonnie jane back in my life. i really can't say that enough these days.

in my ongoing attempt to be an adult, i bought some expensive make up and booked a plane ticket to maine yesterday. not that flying is very adult, 9 year olds can fly without supervision i think, but it made me feel good. i rarely fly anywhere. more on this "adult" topic later: becca is taking me shopping for good jeans tomorrow.

how was american gladiators off the air for so long? the unintentional comedy is off the charts amazing.

also: sean has a blog now. when he's not busy writing about how i changed his social life, he'll probably be gushing about his man crush on jonah bayer. it's going to be worth a read. trust.

it's ok, i wouldn't want to hang out with me either.

guess who bought tickets to the midnight showing of cloverfield next thursday?! NERD ALERT answer: team geah! stooooked ooouuuut.

random out of context quote of the day: "so wagon members can complain about wanting things like water and food and also cigars? "Laura Feinstein wants a cigar" stfu, Laura you had measles and we waited three days for you to get better..." -anonymous pioneer

random out of context photo of the day: hello kitty is doing all my work for me today. rad.

random

and randomer

reason #3 why last night ruled: the DJ (yes, bowling with a DJ!) had a Crooklyn Clan remix of every song ever and had NO reservations about playing them ALL. Fatman Scoop really knows how to hype a set.

TRAINWRECK IS BACK!

tonight promises good jams and great people.

Nerd alert!!!

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