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morning came WAY too early today. i was pretty content with sleeping in, but alas, duty calls.....

“oh hai, thiz iz dah harrarhz”. adventures in douchebaggery were pretty low last night: AK felt surprisingly like a less awkward HS basement party. i was almost waiting for sarah to break out a pinata filled with promo albums and someone to start a round of spin the bottle. *le sigh* that didn't happen but gurj and i made up a song set to the tune of playradioplay's “i am a pirate, you are a princess".... "i am a LOLrus, you are a LOL cat/we could surf le interwebz. bring back some buckets for all the lolers/everyone would luf us”. genius right? i know, we amaze even ourselvs. ryan are i was in town so we got to bro down a little bit. however "morning" was just around the corner so i quickly knocked down a couple rum and cokes and then braved a sparatic 4am train/brooklyn shuttle bus with a very sleepy rob hitt.com.

you are my lolcat.

ps: do you guys read jezebel? ohsnap it’s LEGIT the best blog ever. i have at least 5 daily near-pee-myself experiences when reading their posts. example:

• "I was so moved by the idea of inspirational accessories, that when I went to Atlantic City this week, I stopped in a cheapy jewelry shop on the boardwalk, bought a charm for $7.98 and had something meaningful engraved on it: In case my camera-phone photography is too beautifully artistic for your eyes to comprehend what you're seeing, it's a heart that says "Doritos." Because Doritos are totally my boyfriend. Blazin' Buffalo Ranch."

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA! seriously? SERIOUSLY. "because doritos are totally my boyfriend". silent wow.

me and parker: circa 1960

lauren hangs.

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i absolutely adore motion city soundtrack’s video for "broken heart" and i think you will too. watch it, and tell me it didn’t make you smile…


it did right? !! now go vote for MCS in mtv’s battle of the video…

"it's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."

- tallulah bankhead

converse vs. brooklyn skyline

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hey-yo!

since i have the attention span of a goldfish, i'm starting a new blog.... WARNING: this blog will contain gratuitous amounts of swooning, lame music, and lolcats. fanx. so without further ado...i give you...things i am currently crushing on (that's things i currently like if you can't keep up with my newspeak...)

EATS: cold kitkat bars.

READS: missbehave magazine

FUNS: the tuesday trainwreck party at AK47. serious party crush.

WORKS: my new office with a window

LIFES: feeling super out of control in life and thinking the only logical way to fix it is by cutting my bangs. oof.

FASHIONS: nails did the only way to describe their designs is RAD. SO effing RAD.

MUSICS: the new chromeo album "fancy footwork". holy obsession batman. i didn't think it could get any better than "needy girl". WRONG, this totally nails it.

"tell it to my heart" by taylor dayne: there's actually another song of this type that's stoking me out WAY more, but i don't want to reveal it to my friends who read this blog (wait has anyone started reading this yet?) so that i can play it when i'm dj-ing next.....and they can totally lose their minds. (oh and they totally will) regardless, taylor dayne is still hot in 07, i promise.

"girlfriend" remix by avril lavigne and lil mama: blow the emo snot out of your ears and start liking shitty pop songs again. this remix is one of the brattiest anthems ever, and i say, legit summer jam.

HANGS: my AA hoodie + knit hat in july: totes inapprops. but i don't care. so comfy, check me out in snuggles fest.

HABITS: not biting my nails: this one is pretty self explanatory. OHHBOY, they are lookin' soooo gooooood

SWOONS: nylon guys: holywhoa! cute dude alert! i totally suggest all chicks start reading this mag ASAP. every page is a swoon fest and content is pretty rad too. gagets > nail polish