morning came WAY too early today. i was pretty content with sleeping in, but alas, duty calls.....

“oh hai, thiz iz dah harrarhz”. adventures in douchebaggery were pretty low last night: AK felt surprisingly like a less awkward HS basement party. i was almost waiting for sarah to break out a pinata filled with promo albums and someone to start a round of spin the bottle. *le sigh* that didn't happen but gurj and i made up a song set to the tune of playradioplay's “i am a pirate, you are a princess".... "i am a LOLrus, you are a LOL cat/we could surf le interwebz. bring back some buckets for all the lolers/everyone would luf us”. genius right? i know, we amaze even ourselvs. ryan are i was in town so we got to bro down a little bit. however "morning" was just around the corner so i quickly knocked down a couple rum and cokes and then braved a sparatic 4am train/brooklyn shuttle bus with a very sleepy rob hitt.com.

you are my lolcat.

ps: do you guys read jezebel? ohsnap it’s LEGIT the best blog ever. i have at least 5 daily near-pee-myself experiences when reading their posts. example:

• "I was so moved by the idea of inspirational accessories, that when I went to Atlantic City this week, I stopped in a cheapy jewelry shop on the boardwalk, bought a charm for $7.98 and had something meaningful engraved on it: In case my camera-phone photography is too beautifully artistic for your eyes to comprehend what you're seeing, it's a heart that says "Doritos." Because Doritos are totally my boyfriend. Blazin' Buffalo Ranch."

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA! seriously? SERIOUSLY. "because doritos are totally my boyfriend". silent wow.