if you live deep in the swamps of Brooklyn (or just like to hang out there), this is your JAM tomorrow night.

click HERE if you need visual clues as to how rad this party is/was/will be. (also, it's so close to my close my house i might just go in my pajamas...stay tuned.)

and if you hate BK, go visit Sarah and Karen (aka the Tarts of Sluthood) at Hanger Bar (217 E 3rd St btw Ave B and C) for their newly ampd Stolen Transmission party. they'll have a bottle of roofies in the dj booth, go say hi

"i actually went to the store. i saw peanut butter as an investment"

- kells for the win

colleen posted a link to an cobra community that made my feel a little (a lot) nauseous BUT this post had me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

parker and i are switzerland. just in case anyone was wondering….

i think 14 days before christmas is a fine time to start shopping. i mean, tomorrow. 13 days...

holiday party this weekend. excited for everyone to meet my new walls, and (hopefully) the boy who made them. all the usual suspects plus the possibility of some epic cameos. cb, baylee walsh and jonah bayer just to name (drop) a few.

favorite new thing: cupcake takes the cake

"Do you have any hot dogs?" - Parker always brings the hard hitting questions.
In truth, they had none to serve her.

all the components to a great night can be found within a one block radius. "our" block. Fun club has made me happy all week.

Also I really want a kitten...

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