"someone in california shares my soul" - apparently they don't make that on a t-shirt. i looked.

i'm sorry i get mad at you in my head for no reason. i'm sure you'd fix it if you knew.

it's Jonah's birthday today. he's 600 years old and i'm 4. luckily we can share diapars.

i have a crush on a serial killer. oddly typical, right?

google is 9 years old today. which means there are kids in 4th grade who have never known a world without the worlds best search engine. that blows my mind.

i'm redonks jelz of Perry's new gold blackberry. do want. do want.

another fitting t-shirt slogan. "i covet"